The
veela-inc yahoo group is doing an amusing "break up" challenge -- really a reconciliation challenge as the object is to reconcile your favorite broken-up characters in 100 words or fewer.
She wasn't there when he opened the door, but on the threshold sat a gift that could only have come from her. He kept his face stern as he looked first left, then right.
"And you think this makes it better, do you?" he grumbled loudly, hoping she had hidden out of sight but not out of hearing. "Out all night with not so much as a by-your-leave, and you think I'll just take you back?"
Silence.
"All right, then, my sweet" he sighed, scooping up the mouse heart. Her soft tail brushed his leg lovingly as she scampered in.
(yes, Filch/Mrs. Norris, if you didn't figure it out.)
Read 'em all
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My favorite.
I should probably be terribly ashamed of myself, but that last line was just too perfect.