The Noble and Most Ancient House of Squid
Violence, blood, death, betrayal, Canada, and full frontal nudity
birthday smut 
17th-Nov-2003 08:23 pm
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A little birthday smutlet for my [info]hp_dungeons co-writers [info]isolde9 and [info]icarusancalion. No angst in sight, I promise.



At this time of year the morning sun came through the bedroom window precisely at the right angle to land on their pillows. It was a good thing, thought Ron, that his pillow caught the sun just a little earlier; the sunlight woke him first, let him open his eyes to drink in the sight of Draco's blond hair, glittering in those first rays, before they moved just so slightly to Draco's face, causing him to grumble in his sleep and grab another pillow and stuff his head underneath.

"Thicker curtains," Draco mumbled as he thrust his head under the pillow. He muttered something else, but Ron couldn't quite catch it. Draco flopped quite entertainingly, he thought. He burrowed under the covers like a Niffler scenting gold, trying to reach for those last few minutes of sleep, and this morning in shifting about he flung a leg across Ron's thigh.

"Sorry." Draco slid his leg back and turned in the other direction; but Ron was fully awake now, his nerves tingling from that one tantalizing touch of skin on skin. The morning noises of a half-dozen siblings had always woken him early at the Burrow, and he'd never been one to lie abed late. Unlike Draco.

"Oh, no you don't," he said, wriggling closer to Draco's back and insinuating an arm around him. He buried his face in the soft skin at the back of Draco's neck, the little blond hairs tickling his nose. "I reckon you've had enough sleep for one night."

"Go 'way," mumbled Draco, but from the way his hip moved back against Ron it was clear he could be convinced to wake early -- if proper persuasion was applied. That persuasion came in the form of Ron's hand, snaked around his hip, and Ron's hard cock, pushing up against the smooth curves of his buttocks, pressing toward his cleft, and finally Draco flung the pillow to the floor and twisted his head around to where he could see Ron's smirking face. "Don't you ever sleep in the mornings?"

"I'd rather fuck," said Ron, moving his hand up to gently cup Draco's cock. It was comfortably hard and hardened further as he stroked up and down, sliding along the shaft with smooth, easy strokes.

"Mmm. I'd rather you suck me." Ron rolled his eyes but obediently slithered under the covers as Draco rolled onto his back. It was always best to give in early, he'd found, if he wanted to get his way in the end. And it really wasn't giving in, not when he enjoyed it so much. Draco had such a delicious cock, perfectly sized to take into his mouth. He swirled his tongue around the head and gently worked his lips down, savouring the slight salt taste as much as he did the breathless moans coming from above him.

"Fuck, oh, touch me," he heard; it wasn't exactly a command, not much force behind the words, but he played his fingers around the heavy balls and teased at Draco's hole anyway, because he enjoyed doing that as well. And after a few minutes he felt Draco tense, and shout, and spurt in his mouth, and he knew his lover was well and truly awake.

He lifted his head and moved up to rest his chin on Draco's chest. Draco wrinkled his nose.

"Don't you dare kiss me. The only thing worse than morning breath is a mouth full of come."

"It's your come," Ron pointed out, reasonably, but Draco made a face and Ron moved his lips toward a nipple instead. He felt a hand push at his head.

"I'm awake now." Draco sounded irritable, as though he'd been woken at three a.m. rather than eight. "Might as well get up and take a shower."

"Well, I'm not ready to get out of bed yet." Ron moved Draco's hand to his still-hard cock; morning sex had been his idea, after all. Not fair to leave him like this, was it?

"Then come fuck me in the shower," said Draco, pulling away and rolling out of bed. "And brush your teeth first," he added as he headed toward the bathroom.
Comments 
17th-Nov-2003 07:37 pm (UTC)
The turnabout made me chortle! You've captured Draco perfectly, here, too. "And brush your teeth first," Ha ha ha!
17th-Nov-2003 08:06 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Those thankless aristocrats are such tyrants in bed!
17th-Nov-2003 07:42 pm (UTC) - Yum
*imagines all kinds of shower adventures..., squicks you with new icon for your trouble*
17th-Nov-2003 08:04 pm (UTC) - Re: Yum
Hee, that's obviously the followup to [info]mctabby's current icon!
17th-Nov-2003 09:56 pm (UTC) - Re: Yum
It fits doesn't it? It was [info]essayel who remarked that movie!Sirius looks like Catweazle though. Forever shall the smutmonger in me be haunted by Catweazle/Hitler smutroaches... o.O some days I think leaving the fandom would really be good for me, but all the good PWP keeps me here!
17th-Nov-2003 07:42 pm (UTC)
Whee! Isis-smut! Delicious smut, at that. And Ron/Draco? Wow... will wonders never cease.

Love grumpy Draco, love the morning breath. Sigh. Such fun.


And... the icon! I did it! YAY!
17th-Nov-2003 08:01 pm (UTC)
Hee! The icon, the icon! That's so perfectly wonderful!

And yes, I'm astonished I wrote Ron/Draco. Not a pairing I ever would have considered were it not for the birthday girls, so.
17th-Nov-2003 07:57 pm (UTC)
You so perfectly capture the dynamic between two guys. It's great smut. :)
17th-Nov-2003 08:07 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
17th-Nov-2003 08:12 pm (UTC)
Draco's a demanding little wench, isn't he?

Adorable morning smut. =)
18th-Nov-2003 07:07 am (UTC)
Thank you!
17th-Nov-2003 08:18 pm (UTC)
Awww, that was great! Happy unbirthday to the rest of us too!
18th-Nov-2003 07:07 am (UTC)
Thanks! And I love your Gryffindog icon.
17th-Nov-2003 08:26 pm (UTC)
Loved the smut. Especially Draco the grouch. The ending made me grin madly. Also, you've deflowered the Draco/Ron virgin in me. Yup, 'twas my first. *giggles like a schoolgirl*
18th-Nov-2003 07:10 am (UTC)
Hee, thank you. It's funny how certain characterizations express themselves - I think of Draco in bed and all I can think of is the Princess and the Pea.

And if this has given you a taste for Draco/Ron, you should read [info]icarusancalion's Beg Me For It (there are several sequels, but I think the first is the best), as well as [info]isolde9's Tawdry Romance Serial which is still unfinished but has some yummy Draco/Ron action. These actually have plot, unlike this PWP, and are somewhat more convincing for the pairing!
18th-Nov-2003 07:58 pm (UTC)
Who knew there was good D/R stuff out there. I've never really considered the pairing, but now that I am, I think it has potential. Kind of like Harry/Draco, but back in the old days, when people still remembered they dislike each other in canon. Am off to read :)
17th-Nov-2003 09:13 pm (UTC)
Ah, I love it. Grumpy spoilt Draco and self-centred but pragmatic Ron. Warm, believable, and entirely sexy. Many thanks. I'm quite honoured.
18th-Nov-2003 07:13 am (UTC)
Well, I was inspired by your excellent Ron and Draco in [info]hp_dungeons (even if they're not a couple!) and wanted to give you a little angstless smut. Hope you had a good day.
18th-Nov-2003 07:23 am (UTC)
I did, but now I'm kind of wired and can't sleep. Thanks for the angstless smut it was delicious.
17th-Nov-2003 09:44 pm (UTC)
oh, yes! This is the kind of slash I love. Sleepy, snarky and wonderfully realistic.
18th-Nov-2003 08:21 am (UTC)
Hee, thanks!
18th-Nov-2003 12:31 am (UTC)
Ah, morning smut for the morning :) I can go down to breakfast happy! (don't ask me what I'm doing reading smut at this time in the morning)
18th-Nov-2003 08:24 am (UTC)
Smut - it's not just for breakfast anymore!

Actually, some months ago [info]fabularasa sent me something in the morning for beta - her time zone's two hours ahead of mine - and, frustrated when I hadn't replied quickly, emailed me again:

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP AND READ YOUR SMUT!

That's kind of my mantra now :-)
18th-Nov-2003 10:30 am (UTC)
"WAKE UP AND READ YOUR SMUT!"

That needs to be an icon. Hee.

There was a reading campaign out there that had a slogan of "Read to Your Baby," with one if the posters showing an elderly couple on a bench. I can just picture this Ron/Draco in bed reading. *grins*
18th-Nov-2003 12:34 pm (UTC)
You're right! So now it is!
WAKE UP AND READ YOUR SMUT!
19th-Nov-2003 12:13 am (UTC)
*snickers* That clock's perfect.

Icarus
18th-Nov-2003 03:46 am (UTC)
My first Draco/Ron too. (Though have viewed some lovely visual art of the pairing.) I like it! Draco is a little bitch!
18th-Nov-2003 08:25 am (UTC)
Thanks. And see above recs to [info]milkthistle for more Draco/Ron suggestions. Don't expect any more from me, though!
18th-Nov-2003 03:58 am (UTC)
(Love the new icon! Gorgeous!)

Oh, how you managed to capture the characters even in a little morning smutlet. Not-one-to-lie-abed Ron (because of all the siblings), Grumpy Draco (because, well, it's Draco, of course). And it really FELT like boysex --"I'd rather fuck," said Ron, is hotter than any endearment that a slashgirl could inflict on that particular couple.
18th-Nov-2003 08:28 am (UTC)
By the way, that icon is approximately the same Isis that Fab sent me as a birthday present!

And thanks so much for your comments. Not that I've ever written Ron/Draco before (and am not likely to again!) but the occasion called for it, I thought, and I'm pleased with the result.
18th-Nov-2003 09:54 am (UTC)
(Yes, and I don't usually gravitate towards Ron/Draco, but good writing transcends the pairing! Very worth it, hee!)
18th-Nov-2003 05:44 am (UTC)
Your Draco is perfect
Don't you dare kiss me. The only thing worse than morning breath is a mouth full of come."


What a nice way to start the day!
18th-Nov-2003 08:28 am (UTC)
Depends on your point of view, of course :-)
And, thanks!
18th-Nov-2003 06:29 am (UTC)
Just the perfect way to start *my* day, Isis. Thanks. :)

I love the image of Draco burrowing under the covers like a niffler... I have such a mental picture of it.
18th-Nov-2003 08:29 am (UTC)
You are most welcome. And, um, let's just say that the burrowing under the covers is writ from experience. :-)
18th-Nov-2003 06:49 am (UTC)
Do I sense a change in the wind? And how did you know that I've hit a Ron/Draco stage? This was the perfect morning fic...sigh...

'"Go 'way," mumbled Draco, but from the way his hip moved back against Ron it was clear he could be convinced to wake early -- if proper persuasion was applied'

With stuff like this, I could be persuaded to get out of bed, too! Thanks, Isis.
18th-Nov-2003 08:30 am (UTC)
Ha! Don't get your hopes up for more Ron/Draco from me - this was strictly a one-time deal. However, I'm pleased to see you branching out...
18th-Nov-2003 02:18 pm (UTC)
How can I possibly take a break from the fandom when you write something this good?

Funny, sexy and just plain wonderful.

Thanks.
18th-Nov-2003 03:04 pm (UTC)
Aw, thanks.
19th-Nov-2003 12:11 am (UTC)
Oh, what a wonderful picture that makes, Draco clinging to his last few minutes of sleep. Hot and sweet at the same time. I like the nice-shaped but not-heavily-endowed Draco. The little asides about Ron's sleeping habits and his family. Reckon you've had enough sleep. Yeah, Ron knows how to deal with him.

Primo Draco lines:

"Don't you ever sleep in the mornings?"

"And brush your teeth first." Not to mention his getting his way at all times.

Well done, and what a treat for our birthday. Thank you.

Icarus

19th-Nov-2003 07:57 pm (UTC)
You're welcome - and you know, everything I imagine about Ron/Draco comes from your stories.
20th-Nov-2003 10:13 pm (UTC)
teehee, of course, i'm smitten with the last few lines as well.. yummy morning smut *sigh*
21st-Nov-2003 06:44 am (UTC)
Thanks very much!
10th-Nov-2005 10:28 am (UTC)
Draco is so perfectly Draco, always the one in charge :-)
12th-Nov-2005 10:09 am (UTC)
Hee, thanks!
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